The new adventures of sock monkey

Sock monkey likes bananas, and thumbs his nose at typecasting.

Sock monkey has a sad addiction to So You Think You Can Dance and Judge Judy.

Sock monkey is an underrated bongo player.

Sock monkey doesn't let friends drive drunk.

But when he gets them home, he takes advantage of them until he has won all the bananas they have in the fridge, as well as at least 75% of any investments or property.

Sock monkey has a posse, now spreading the word through the medium of 'cute new nephews around the world'.


What will sock monkey do next???