Eurovision 2007

What better way to celebrate the spectacle that is Eurovision than dressing up like idiots and shouting at the television. Here are Lauren and Ross - Lauren with the best flicks you will ever see (and spookily foreshadowing the Serbian winners, who practically won on the flicks alone), and Ross dressed, as he told us, as 'bad taste'. And how!

Jason and I came representing France - I didn't manage a baguette and a string of onions, but I've got a beret on and a saucy show of bra strap.

Jason, meanwhile, decided to go the more specific route of faux 80s French pop cheestrel 'Michel'. Here he is singing his massive 1987 hit 'J'aime les femmes!'

Grace adopted the 'all-white on the night' approach often favoured by the best Eurovision stars - Rrrrowr!!

And Felicity and Andy were deliciously Germanic. You can practically hear the oompah band.

Dan was also channeling l'Allemagne, specifically his authentic German navy trousers. Comfortable!

I thought I had a picture of Mel, smothered in tiger fabulousness, but alas no. Here instead is a photo I promised Lauren & Felicity faithfully I would not put up on the interweb. Oops!